Funny Adult Greeting Card "Roses Are Red" Breakup or Petty Humor Card Blank Inside 5x7 with Kraft Envelope

Sometimes poetry doesn’t need to be sweet. Say it like you mean it with this brutally honest and hilariously bold greeting card that reads:“Roses are red, violets are blue, lil stupid ass bitch I ain't f*ckin with you.” Perfect for breakups, petty moments, savage birthdays, or sending a strong message with style. Whether you're cutting ties or just clowning around, this card keeps it real (and funny). Details: ✦ Size: 5x7 inches, the perfect size to make a statement ✦ Printed on luxe pearl card stock for a quality, semi-shimmery finish ✦ Blank inside. Spill your own tea, or keep it short and shady ✦ Comes with a kraft paper envelope ✦ Sealed in a clear cello sleeve for protection and gifting Why You'll Love It: Bold adult humor with a poetic twist Great for anti-Valentine’s Day, ex-friend drama, or any WTF occasion Hand-illustrated for a unique, eye-catching design Made for people with a savage sense of humor and no time for BS Perfect For: Petty breakups Frie