
Funny Breakup Card – "We Hated Him Anyway" – Adult Humor Friendship Card, 5x7 with Envelope
Sometimes the best kind of support is unapologetically savage. This 5x7 breakup card delivers the group chat energy IRL with the brutally honest message: “We hated him anyway.” Featuring bold, colorful hand-drawn banners and serious main character vibes, it’s the perfect card for your newly single bestie. Send it with wine. Or cake. Or just your chaotic love. It’s blunt, funny, and the kind of card that says, you deserve better, but like… funnier. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own hot take or love bomb– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer– Includes kraft paper envelope– Wrapped in a clear cello sleeve– Original hand-drawn design and lettering Perfect For:– Breakup cards for friends– Cheering up your favorite newly-single person– Friendship cards with real talk– Group chat energy in greeting card form