
Sexy Funny Card – "I'll Be There to Feel You Up" – Risqué Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope
For those special moments when emotional support comes with a side of physical touch. This bold and slightly inappropriate 5x7 greeting card features playful hand-lettering and an illustrated butt grab—because nothing says I’m here for you like a little fondling. With the hilarious line:“When you're feeling down, I’ll be there to feel you up,”this card is perfect for flirty partners, spicy anniversaries, or just saying “you okay?” the only way you know how. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own dirty (or loving) message– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer– Includes kraft paper envelope– Sealed in a protective cello sleeve– Original hand-illustrated design & lettering Perfect For:– Romantic partners and spicy situationships– Anniversaries, Valentine’s, or sexy little surprises– Cheeky love notes for people who appreciate humor and butt grabs– Adults with a sense of humor (and consent)