Funny Adult Greeting Card – "Sorry You Had a Bad Day, You Can Touch My B**bs" – Risqué Humor Card, 5x7 with Envelope

A little humor, a little comfort, and a little inappropriate? Sounds like love. This bold 5x7 card reads:“Sorry you had a bad day. You can touch my boobs if you want.”It’s the perfect mix of adult humor and sweet support for your partner, situationship, or long-term crush who could use a laugh (and maybe a feel). This card’s got strong “romantic trashbag” energy and makes the perfect surprise for birthdays, bad days, or spontaneous moments of inappropriate affection. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own sexy, sweet, or savage message– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock with a subtle shimmer– Includes kraft paper envelope– Packaged in a clear cello sleeve– Original hand-lettered design in playful typography Perfect For:– Your partner or hot mess valentine– Friends with benefits and lovers who love to laugh– Cards for bad days, flirty vibes, or “you up?” moments– Adult humor lovers who enjoy the crude and the cute