I Love You With All My Heart and Genitals – Funny Adult Valentine's Day Card | 5x7 Greeting Card

Declare your love in the most honest way possible—with both your heart and your... well, other parts. This hilarious and outrageously honest greeting card is perfect for couples who aren't afraid to keep it real and a little raunchy. Featuring hand-lettered text and an explicit (yet cute!) illustration, this card is guaranteed to get laughs, blushes, and maybe a little action. Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, or just because you're feeling frisky, this adult humor card is sure to leave an impression. Why You’ll Love It: Perfect for spicy relationships and partners with a sense of humor Bold, hand-drawn design printed on luxe cardstock Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or when “I love you” just doesn’t cut it Blank inside so you can write something sweet—or steamier Product Details: Size: 5" x 7" Printed on premium pearl shimmer card stock Blank inside for your custom message Includes a kraft envelope Packaged in a protective cello sleeve