NSFW Funny Valentine’s Card – “I’m Using My Hand, But Thinking of You” | 5x7 Raunchy Adult Humor Greeting Card
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NSFW Funny Valentine’s Card – “I’m Using My Hand, But Thinking of You” | 5x7 Raunchy Adult Humor Greeting Card

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Poetry is not dead—it’s just a little horny. This 5x7 hand-illustrated greeting card features a cartoon hand with colorful nails and a cheeky little ode to missing someone in a very specific way:"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but thinking of you!" Perfect for long-distance lovers, spicy Valentine’s messages, or just because your humor is filthy and your love is real. Details: Size: 5x7 inches Paper: Premium pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer finish Envelope: Kraft envelope included Packaging: Cello sleeve for safe, sexy storage Blank inside for your own NSFW note Hand-drawn design with bold colors and adult energy Perfect For: Valentine’s Day Long-distance relationships Break-the-ice love notes NSFW birthdays Naughty anniversary messages Just because you're horny and honest  

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