
Funny Birthday Card "You Live in a Zoo, You Smell Like a Monkey" Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 Blank Inside with Kraft Envelope
Bring back the classic birthday roast with a card that hits every note of nostalgia and adult humor. This hand-drawn card reads:“Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.”It’s playful, petty, and perfect for anyone who can take a joke (from your childhood bestie sibling, to your work BFF). Card Specs: ✦ Size: 5x7 inches – plenty of space for an extra jab or heartfelt note ✦ Blank inside – personalize it with sweet wishes or more roasts ✦ Printed on premium pearl card stock for a smooth, shimmering finish ✦ Includes a kraft paper envelope ✦ Wrapped in a clear cello sleeve for a polished, gift-ready look Why It Works: Hilarious throwback rhyme with an adult twist Great for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone with a good sense of humor Hand-illustrated and unique. Not your average grocery store card Pairs well with gag gifts, banana-themed treats, or zoo puns (optional but fun) Perfect For: Funny adult birthda