Funny 30th Birthday Card – "Halfway to 60" – Adult Humor Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 5x7 with Kraft Envelope

Turning 30 just got a whole lot funnier. Celebrate your favorite almost-old friend with this cheeky adult humor birthday card that reads:“Halfway to 60.”Because nothing says "welcome to your thirties!" like a gentle roast about creeping closer to senior discounts. This funny birthday card is perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone hitting the big 3-0 — and taking it just a little too seriously. Product Details: ✦ Size: 5x7 inches – a perfect fit for laughs (and envelopes!) ✦ Printed on luxe pearl card stock with a subtle shimmer ✦ Blank inside – write your own heartfelt message or go full savage ✦ Comes with a kraft paper envelope ✦ Packaged in a protective cello sleeve – ready to gift or mail Why You'll Love It: A hilarious way to celebrate turning 30 (or roast someone who is) Ideal for adult birthdays, milestone celebrations, or gag gift pairings Hand-drawn design with a modern, bold look A perfect mix of sarcasm and style for grown-up party vibes Gr