i just read an article on the dangers of drinking / greeting card

A witty greeting card to give to your people. Works great as a birthday card or just because they need a good laugh.  Add it to a wine or alcohol gift basket or box for added charm.   OUTSIDE: "i just read an article on the dangers of drinking…it scared the shit out of me. that's it. after today, no more reading." INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed. w