as your best friend i swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover / greeting card / birthday card

Great option for a best friend birthday card or just because!!OUTSIDE:"as your best friend i swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly asshole in a bar"INSIDE:blank for you to write your own personal sentiment.◆◆◆◆◆◆◆INCLUDES✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation.✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed. want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8. ✔ Please note USPS can be pre