susan, you have to stop drinking wine / greeting card

Toast to a friend's birthday with this hilarious wine-themed greeting card. Perfect for gifting with an alcohol gift basket or for any occasion when a little humor is needed. Cheers to keeping it classy, Susan (and maybe cutting back on the wine)! OUTSIDE: "every weekend I say to myself, “susan, you have to stop drinking wine.” thankfully, i'm not susan." INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more -