Funny Non-Apology Card – "Un-F*ck Yourself or Whatever" – Sarcastic Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

For when you might be sorry… but also, maybe not. This brutally honest and totally hilarious 5x7 greeting card reads:“I suck at apologies, so like, un-f*ck yourself or whatever.”It's the perfect mix of regret, sarcasm, and emotionally stunted charm. Ideal for fights with your bestie, your boo, or that one friend who knows you love them—even when you're being a little feral. Say you’re sorry (kinda) without actually saying it. It’s passive-aggressive poetry. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own apology-ish message– Printed on pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer– Comes with kraft paper envelope– Packaged in a protective clear cello sleeve– Hand-drawn type in a chaotic color palette—obviously Perfect For:– Funny apology cards– Adult humor for best friends or spicy relationships– Times when your therapist would not approve of how you're communicating– Saying sorry, badly