Funny Birthday Card – "You're Not Old, But You're Not Young" – Sad Balloon Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope
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Funny Birthday Card – "You're Not Old, But You're Not Young" – Sad Balloon Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

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That weird age when you're not old yet… but definitely not young anymore? Yeah, this card gets it. Featuring a slightly concerned balloon and the hilariously accurate phrase “You’re not old, but you’re not young,” this 5x7 birthday card is the perfect blend of truth, sarcasm, and subtle existential crisis. Great for friends, coworkers, or siblings staring down the middle of the age bell curve, this card is relatable, minimal, and funny in that "haha... ow" kind of way. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own birthday musings or mini meltdown– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock for a subtle shimmer– Includes kraft paper envelope– Packaged in a clear cello sleeve– Original hand-drawn artwork and lettering Perfect For:– Aging millennials– Funny birthday cards with a little dark humor– Adulting friends and midlife coworkers– People who aren't 22, but still party like they are (once a year)

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