Funny Aging Birthday Card – "You've Aged" – Wrinkly Balloon Humor, 5x7 Greeting Card with Envelope

When subtlety isn’t your thing and neither is aging gracefully. This hilariously honest 5x7 birthday card features one sassy, still-inflated balloon judging a tired, deflated balloon with the savage line: “You’ve Aged.” It’s the perfect roast for that friend who’s starting to feel their back crack in the morning and can’t quite bounce back like they used to. Silly, brutal, and a little too real—this card is perfect for milestone birthdays, midlife meltdowns, or just keeping your friends humble. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own snarky or sweet message– Printed on pearl cardstock for a luxe, shimmery finish– Includes kraft paper envelope– Packaged in a protective clear cello sleeve– Original hand-drawn artwork and lettering Perfect For:– Funny birthday cards for friends or siblings– Milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50, etc.)– Coworkers with a good sense of humor (and a chiropractor)– Anyone who needs to laugh about aging before they cry about it