Funny Birthday Card – "It's Probably Time to Start Lying About Your Age" – Adult Humor Greeting Card, 7x5 with Envelope

Aging gracefully? Boring. Lying shamelessly? Now that’s a birthday tradition. This hilarious 5x7 birthday card features two festive balloons holding up a banner that reads: “It’s probably time to start lying about your age.” It's the perfect card for that friend who’s not quite ready to admit how many candles are on the cake. Whether you're celebrating a 30th, 40th, or... a "just don’t ask" kind of birthday, this cheeky card will have them laughing before they even open it. Ideal for besties, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a little sass on their special day. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your personal message (or more lies)– Printed on premium pearl cardstock for a subtle shimmer– Includes a kraft paper envelope– Packaged in a clear cello sleeve for protection– Hand-drawn, original design Perfect for:– Funny birthday wishes– Adult birthday cards– Cards for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone over the age of 25– People who would rather not disc