Funny Birthday Card – "I Hope You Get Drunk AF on Your Birthday" – Adult Humor Greeting Card, 5x7 with Envelope

This card doesn’t beat around the booze. Designed with bold, fun typography and zero filter, this 5x7 birthday card says exactly what you actually want for them: to get absolutely drunk AF and have the kind of night that makes turning a year older worth it. Whether they’re hitting the bars or just blacking out on their couch with boxed wine, this card is the perfect way to set the tone. It’s funny, honest, and slightly unhinged—just like your friendship. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own wild message (or drink tally)– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock with a soft shimmer– Includes a kraft paper envelope– Wrapped in a clear cello sleeve for protection– Hand-drawn, original design Perfect for:– Birthday cards for friends– Party animals, cocktail lovers, wine moms, and shot-takers– Siblings, coworkers, or that one cousin who always rages– Anyone who treats their birthday like a national drinking holiday