You Don't Know If You Don't Go

For When FOMO Meets Philosophy Meet the patch that's part motivational speaker, part mountain sage, and 100% ready to kick your excuses to the curb. Featuring a retro sunset scene that'll make your Instagram filters jealous, this little round reminder is here to tell you what your adventure buddy is too nice to say: get off the couch and into the wild! Technical Specs: Dimensions: 2.5"W x 2.5"T of pure motivation Premium PVC Construction (tougher than your last excuse) Velcro backing stronger than your urge to hit snooze Built for Believers: Waterproof (like your optimism should be) Cold-resistant (unlike your toes after forgetting fresh socks) No-curl edges (straighter than your hiking path) Retro sunset design (more inspiring than your screensaver) Perfect For: Chronic "maybe next time" sufferers Adventure procrastinators Couch-to-peak converts Weather report obsessors Anyone who's ever said "I wonder what's up there" Professional "what-if" wonderers Warning: May Cause: Spontane