If You Like Nice Things

  For The Simple Act of Treating Yourself Life's like a hot tub - sure, you could stick with room temperature, but why would you when warm and bubbly exists? This patch is your hall pass for choosing the good stuff, your permission slip for the premium lane, your VIP ticket to the "treat yourself" show. Because let's be honest, you weren't going to get the basic version anyway. Technical Specs: Dimensions: 2.5"W x 1.1"T of pure justification Premium PVC Construction (because obviously) Velcro backing stronger than your promises to "be more responsible next time" Built For Living Your Best Life: Waterproof (like your endless flow of good decisions) Cold-resistant (unlike those times you tried to "settle") No-curl edges (just like your standards - high and firm) Bomber velcro backing (as reliable as your taste in the finer things) The Perfect Response To: "Do you really need another one?" "Couldn't you get it cheaper?" "But the basic model work