The Chocolate Dick

Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick. This vegan chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick. Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate. Measures ~ 4.5" long and 1.25" in girth. Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. Every order is sent anonymously! Your secret is safe with us.