The Dick Saber!!!

I see your Schwartz isn’t nearly as big as mine! Never fear, hapless stormpooper, for we’ve fashioned Dick Sabers for all ye less endowed out there. Mancrafted by a tribe of horny ewoks, these 28 inch cardboard sabers feature sturdy testicles that offer unprecedented grip for your greasy, little talons. These sabers cum in twos, so prepare for that awkward moment when you have to leave your parents’ basement and actually hang out with someone else! Add a free note card above. Every order is sent anonymously! Your secret is safe with us.   Some Frequently Asked Dick Questions: - Are the dicks sent anonymously?They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label.  Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information. - Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have nev