
Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Soy Candle
$36.00
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You know what's not cool? Store-bought candles triggering people's allergies because big-box candle companies don't care about our health. Luckily, this candle is hypoallergenic and smells Like Progress & Petals. 💮 We used premium oils, soy, and zero nasties to make it safe for you. This candle is so clean you can burn it around pets, children, and people with asthma. Burn Away the Stench of Stubbornness Magnolia, peony, and bergamot come together in a scent so fresh, it’s like a wake-up call for the willfully ignorant. Burn liberally in areas where empathy levels are dangerously low.
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