Don't Be A Conservative Cunt, MAGA Tears, Magnolia, & Peony Room & Linen Spray

You know what's not cool? Store-bought Room & Linen Sprays triggering people's allergies, because big-box fragrance companies don't care about our health. Luckily, this hypoallergenic Room Spray smells Like Progress & Petals. 💮 We used premium oils, distilled water, and zero nasties to make it safe for you. This Room & Linen Spray is so clean you can spritz it around pets, children, and people with asthma. Spray Away the Stench of Stubbornness Magnolia, peony, and bergamot come together in a scent so fresh, it’s like a wake-up call for the willfully ignorant. Apply liberally in areas where empathy levels are dangerously low.