Dead Serious Tee – Don’t Let Me Vote Democrat

Let your final wishes be known.   You can’t trust the system—especially after you're gone. This viral classic makes your position clear for eternity: freedom forever, Dems never. Whether it’s satire, prophecy, or just good estate planning, this shirt says what your tombstone probably should. Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever) Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure Tagless feel with tear-away label Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸 Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.   Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy: Possible side effects include: Getting a “hell yeah” from every grandpa at Cracker Barrel Feeling like your afterlife just got safer Sparking 30-minute debates in grocery store lines