Eagle Hair Tee

The only bird that votes America First.   This ain’t just any eagle. It’s bold. It’s defiant. And it’s rocking the most iconic combover in American political history. The Eagle Hair Tee takes freedom’s fiercest symbol and gives it the attitude of 45. A head-turner for patriots who are done pretending everything’s fine. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let the kakistocracy know we’ve evolved—and we’ve grown feathers. Premium Bella+Canvas tee – soft, breathable, USA-made 100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton (no sweatshops, ever) Unisex fit with ribbed collar & side seams for structure Tagless feel with tear-away label Printed to order in the USA 🇺🇸 Runs true to size. For a looser fit, order one size up.   Effect of Wearing Kakistocracy: Possible side effects include: Patriotic head nods from across the parking lot Bald eagles circling lower than usual Hair envy from dudes who gave up in 1997