Funny Birthday Card – "Your Birthday Is Literally the Best News of the Week" – 5x7 Greeting Card with Envelope

Breaking news: It’s your birthday, and that’s the headline of the week. This cheeky 5x7 greeting card delivers the hype with bold, playful typography and a healthy dose of sarcasm. Whether they’re celebrating with cake, cocktails, or crying in the bathroom about turning another year older, this card lets them know they’re the main character—at least for today. Perfect for besties, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who deserves a spotlight moment (and a laugh), this card is the perfect mix of sincere and unserious. Product Details:– Size: 5x7 inches– Blank inside for your own dramatic message– Printed on luxe pearl cardstock for a slight shimmer– Includes kraft paper envelope– Sealed in a clear cello sleeve– Original hand-lettered design Great for:– Funny birthday wishes– Cards for coworkers, friends, or your favorite drama queen– People who thrive on attention (aka everyone)– Those who believe their birthday should be a national holiday