Strong Hold Pomade - Cocaine & Hookers

FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $75+ The Important Stuff: This formula has a strong hold that will last all day long. If your hair gets messed up throughout the day, just add a little water to reactivate the hold. It’s water soluble and easily washes out in the shower. All of our pomade scents are inspired by true stories. The Story: One sunny day, SSG Flip and his besties decided to take leave and go to Las Vegas. Amongst this group was CPL Peters, the commo nerd, who just got dumped and had never been to Vegas before. It was everybody’s goal to help Peters get laid so he could move on in life and be a happy clam again. After getting shit-faced and striking out at several bars, Flip suggested he hit up an escort service. The escort, Lizzy, showed up and Peters tried to dismiss her after a few minutes of casual conversation, but that’s not how the escort business works… Lizzy: You have to pay me before I can leave. Minimum one hour.Peters: How much is that?Lizzy: It’s only $300 nowadays. I use