Strong Hold Pomade - Basic Bitch Latte

*SEASONAL FRAGRANCE* The Story, as told by Private Debow: In 8th grade my friend, Greg, and I discovered marijuana. He was enamored by the combination of Black Ops Zombies and the Devil's Lettuce. It sort of became a tradition of ours to sneak myself into his room on school nights and get our green and undead cruising. Eventually zombies became lame. We then began strolling the October nightly neighborhood higher than Mary Poppins' umbrella in a hurricane. One evening Greg was blessed with a brilliant idea, "watch this!" he said to me as he walked up to a friendly local neighborhood door. I watched with mystified wonder as he pulled down his trousers and shat all over this poor soul's front porch and rang the doorbell. We ran to the nearby bushes and watched as this soon to be tormented creature opened the door and started screaming. Unable to contain our laughter, we bolted off without looking back. We had found our new tradition: ding-dong-ditch, poop edition. To prep for our evening