Giant Smoked Meat Sticks Delivered to Your Doomsday Bunker!
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Giant Smoked Meat Sticks Delivered to Your Doomsday Bunker!

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Slim Jim Giant Smoked Meat Sticks satisfy beefiest appetites Each stick'smouthwatering habanero sates gigantic cravings Today I saw sunshine again. Painful, painful sunshine. I was blinded for a moment as I slammed shut the door above me. After I regained my sight I made my way back down to my doomsday preppy bunker and opened my latest delivery of 24 - that's two dozen! - Giant Habanero Slim Jims - my Meat Stick of choice. All other Meat Sticks pale in comparison! To be clear: I would not be alive without my Amazon subscription to my Spicy Spicy Spicy Thin James Meat Sticks! It's an indisputable fact that those damn aliens are coming back for me, and possibly you-- soon. Screw the shrinks that my mother dragged me to; my last alien abduction was NOT part of another schizophrenic breakdown! I have been on three different ships. MOM!!! Three! All different! The last one was very much the fanciest - it was the Mercedes Benz of spaceships. And the way they removed my sperm to make

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