An Ounce of Wax for your Fancy Mustache!

1 oz. tin of Mustache Wax maintains a strong hold does not include bike with giant front wheel From a young age, I knew I was different. I knew way before the hair started popping up during puberty, which, by the way, started at age 10 thanks to the hormones in the chicken nuggets that I consumed with relish.  (Both  condiment and zeal.) Yes, I am a sexy woman with attractive curves, but what I love to show off is my thick, luscious mustache and beard!   You may have seen me at your local sideshow.  I am Makenna, the Bearded Lady!   My grandma, Jennifer the Bearded Grandma, is a very hairy lady, more than me.  She's a damn poodle-bear. But she doesn't like to perform, only to be petted by rich old men who feed her treats.  Our hair's a genetic thing. I mean, we're Italian and Greek, but that only accounts for half of it.   The women in my family have always had more than a normal amount of hair, with the exception of my mother.  Poor woman.  She was cursed with alopecia and now refus