World's Ugliest Animal is Sooooo Cute! Blobfish!

World's Ugliest Animal is facing extinction, but now you can make him your very own. 12" tall. 9" long This nearly extinct sack of goop has been ALL the rage amongst children, teens, and blobophiles, since being voted “World’s Ugliest Animal” in 2013, knocking Rosanne Barr out of that spot until she reclaimed it in mid-2018. How ugly is the Blobfish?  They say, “Ugliness is in the eye of the ugliest person in the room. THEY SO UGLY!”  Who knows what that means, but the Blobfish beat out the Proboscis Monkey, Pubic Lice and the Aquatic Scrotum Frog for the title of World’s Ugliest Animal. I mean look at that face. So ugly, it's cute. This Stuffed Blobfish looks like it’s about to sell you hemorrhoid cream  in a morose, monotone voice. And you will buy it, even if you don't have an itchy sphincter.  Because...what’s NOT to love about him? He must be rich or really funny.  I mean how else if he getting to date that gorgeous young woman he's chilling on the couch with? And what are they