Mouse Toaster. In Red

Before I get started on my epicurean epistle, let me declare unequivocally that, as a chef, I highly recommend that you do NOT eat hotdogs. I mean, sure when you’re a child with a limited palate, and your parents don't care if you get ill from eating filth, sure, why not?! Eat them. Then, it’s all fun and take me out to the ball games.  Back them Joey Chestnut is an obese child's superhero, but once you have passed through adolescence eating a hotdog is gross!  It is like getting a rotten filet mignon from the dumpster, running it over and over with your car, and then shoving the contents, asphalt and all, into a used condom, and putting it in your mouth!  I wouldn’t even let my cat eat a hot dog! Speaking of my cat, Pie Fieri (PF for short), though he is not named for my love of the Food Network huckster,  but only because he looks like him,  a fat loud tabby with a shock of yellow hair... anyhoo, I bought this wonderful cooking tool just for Pie Fieri. Each night I would come home fr