Sleazy Greetings Smells Like You're Stuck With Me Candle

Add a unique, laugh-out-loud item to your shelves with our 100% Soy Wax Funny Candles, each hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania—right in the heart of Amish country. These 8oz, USA-made candles boast a rustic, artisanal look and a generous 40+ hour burn time, ensuring lasting enjoyment. Each candle is labeled with cheeky, hilarious text that customers can’t resist, making them perfect gifts for friends, family, and anyone with a sense of humor. Made with 100% soy wax, these candles burn cleanly and naturally, appealing to eco-conscious buyers looking for high-quality, USA-made products. The candles do not expire, but for best burn use within 1-2 years. The manufacturer and the ingredients used within the candles do not expire, but scent strength will be minimally weakened after 1-2 years with open lids exposed to air. There is no concern of candles obtaining a foul, stale smell as the ingredients are largely synthetic with clean, non-toxic ingredients. These candles are n