ASSIMILATION

Tastes like: Blend in?  Bitch, I glitch.... If conformity had a flavor, it'd be bland AF. But Assimilation? Oh, she's bold, loud, cinnamon-sassy rebellion in a mug. Made for those who were *always* the too-much, too-loud, too-real types. Sip on this and remember-fitting in is optional. Calling out the flock? Required. This is the roast for every misfit who saw the crowd and turned the other way.  It's not rebellion for show - it's rebellion as a biological rejection of fake Sh*t. Drink this when you need to remember your edges in a world full of smooth talkers.  💋 Real Ones Only: Got kicked out of the group chat and slept better Glitched out of mediocrity mid-meeting Always the one asking "but why though?" Can feel the lie in their chest before it hits their ears 🔥  Roast Specs: Roast: Medium - cinnabun chaos Origin: NicaraguaFlavor Notes: Cinnamon, sugar, vanilla Altitude: 1250M Varietal: Bourbon, Caturra Process: Washed and sun-dried Soil: Volcanic-sandy ADD TO CART - because a fl