Bitch Please

Bitch Please

$9.99
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The Make-Your-Own-Freaker contest winner designed by Emily Martian!Hello, I’m a FREAKER!  There’s elastic knit throughout my BEAUTIFUL body, giving me the ability to stretch and fit BEER, SPORTS, WATER & WINE containers!  I protect your hands from icy-sweaty beverages, keep your drinks COLD and you looking snazzy!  Goodbye soggy napkins, moist Handshakes, and table & cup holder puddles that drip on you every time you take a freakin drink!MADE IN THE FREAKIN’ USA - Patent # 8,104,636

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