You're the Human Equivalent of a Gas Station Microwave Burrito – Funny Roast Shirt

🌯 Mildly toxic. Questionably warm. Unforgettable.Say what everyone’s thinking—with maximum snark and zero chill. This bold, hilarious tee is the ultimate passive-aggressive roast for that one person who’s always doing the most… in the worst way.Great for roast battles, awkward family gatherings, and sending subliminal messages to your least favorite coworker.✅ Big block typography with retro roast energy ✅ Soft, comfortable fit—unlike the burrito ✅ Unisex sizing, made to wear (not microwave) ✅ Perfect gag gift or self-aware sarcasm flexBullet Points: Brutal Honesty Tee: For lovers of sarcasm, satire, and savage one-liners. Great Gag Gift: Perfect for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or exes. Gildan Ultra Cotton T-Shirt Classic fit 100% Cotton (203 g/m²) Preshrunk jersey knit Seamless twin-needle 2.2 cm collar Taped neck and shoulders Tear away label Unisex, machine washable, durable cotton blend For sizing details, click here.