Brass Monkey Emergency Affirmations Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck

Bad day? Big meeting? Existential dread? The Brass Monkey Emergency Affirmations card deck is here to slap some sense (and sass) into your spiraling brain. Packed with 100 hilariously honest affirmations, this deck is your go-to survival kit for the exceptionally stupid days we all pretend aren’t happening. From “You’re going to kick today in the nuts” to other wildly unfiltered gems, each card delivers the kind of aggressive encouragement we all need sometimes—minus the toxic positivity. Product Features:🧠 100 Bold Affirmations: Each card delivers a different, laugh-out-loud message to boost your confidence in the most chaotic moments.📦 Desk-Worthy Box: Comes in a sturdy, two-piece display box you’ll proudly leave out for emergencies (or just for show).💪 Built to Last: Heavyweight card stock means these cards can handle motivational ugly cries and coffee spills.📏 Perfect Size: Cards measure 3.5" x 5"; box measures 4" x 5.3" x 1.7"—ideal for desks, nightstands, or glove compartments. B