Adulting - I am looking to rehome myself

Looking to rehome yourself from adulting? Consider this funny t-shirt! Housebroken and dog friendly, it's perfect for expressing your frustration with growing up. Say goodbye to stress and hello to laughter with this unique tee. 5.3 oz./yd², 100% polyester Cotton feel / Unisex Moisture management and odor-control properties Double-needle stitched front neck, sleeves, and bottom hem Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Tear away label This is not vinyl or screen printed. The fabric is dyed with the design - it will not crack or peel. ***Part of every sale will be donated to local rescues****