Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

"Butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years! The future is here, and it's time to get your ass act together with our Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus. Soap. Because, when it comes to Uranus, you've got some cleaning up to do. So, ready your trusty loofah, and launch into action! But don't forget your rubber ducky sidekick - it'll be a crucial ally in this "peril-ass" mission. And remember to watch out for that black hole! Keep Earth clean, it isn't Uranus. Bar Soap Soap for Human Earthlings Meteors streaking the sky? Cool. Uranus streaking your underwear? Not cool. Clean up your act! The lunar, the better. This soap is on a mission to Uranus... a noble 'ass-ignment' Not for use in meteor showers. The moment has come to retire your outdated soap on a rope. Now you can keep our solar system sparkling clean with this daring, beyond-the-stars, naturally sarcastic soap, and complete your mission without so much as a streak on your underwear.An outstanding