"History Definition" Slate Coaster

History, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools. This definition of history comes from the 20th-century American satirist Ambrose Bierce in his seminal work The Devil's Dictionary. His sharp wit makes for delightful reading, and this slate is a sure way to make anyone laugh. The natural slate, complete with EVA foam bumpers, protects your table from spills and heat. Each coaster is laser-engraved with the design. Please note that due to the natural slate, there may be variations in the color of and imperfections in the stone. Each coaster measures approximately 4" x 4" x 0.25".