Let’s Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today All-Natural Scented Candle | Funny Gifts | Funny Candle

Let’s Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today All-Natural Scented Candle Blunt, hilarious, and a little too relatable, this candle says, 'Let’s Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today'—because some days, patience needs a backup plan. —CANDLE INFO— ✔ Long Burn Time: Enjoy up to 50 hours with our 9 oz size, or up to 80 hours with the 16 oz size.✔ Vegan & Non-Toxic: Made with 100% natural soy wax and high-quality fragrance oils, free from paraffin, phthalates, petroleum, chemicals, and preservatives.✔ Perfect for Gifting: Candles are a timeless gift loved by everyone. Discover the unique scents in our collection of artisanal candles, handmade in small batches with non-toxic ingredients and the finest fragrance oils. —OUR SCENTS— Appalachian Mountains: Fresh fir and pine with a kiss of citrus. Apples & Maple Bourbon: Warm apple, rich butter, and spirited bourbon for a cozy fall feel. Bello Limoncello: Zesty lemons and sweet citrus create a refreshing Italian escape. Birthday C