
Telethon - "Swim Out Past The Breakers"
12" / CD / Digital Released: August 20th, 2021 Telethon recorded this over the course of the year 2020. It was finished in early 2021. A lot of effort and human blood (our own) went into making it. Gene Jacket played nearly all of his keyboard parts with a broken wrist, which was obtained via botched drop-in on a quarter pipe. Kevin broke his glasses during the recording of this album while in a verbal brawl with Psycho J about the guitar solo in “Bad Dudes”. Gene miraculously used a Bic lighter to fix the glasses and they remain fixed to this day. One of Gru’s lovable and hardworking Minions was sadly destroyed during a fit of temporary group bloodlust. Drum was recovering from a broken butthole during the months preceding this album’s recording. No, seriously! He’s fine now though. Strong and solid; a good boy. Tracklist: Shit (Jansport) Selfstarter A.E. Do You Know What I Mean (or Not) Outstandingly (The Riviera) Panorama (The Polynesian) Masterationalizer Checker Drive House