Satisfyer Vibes Rechargeable Petting Hippo

As featured in If you know us, you'll know that we aren't big fans of sweeping statements, so please excuse the one that's coming. Chances are, you've never had the opportunity to pet a hippo. If you have, we're a little jealous, but also kind of okay with it. The Petting Hippo from Satisfyer's brand new Vibes line seems a little safer, definitely less muddy and a heck of a lot sexier than the real thing (no offence to hippos!).The Hippo's adorable and extra flexible deep delving shaft is perfect for inner or outer sweet spot seeking (may we recommend both?), it's ready to seek and find g-spots or prostates, pinpoint your clitoris, nipples, head of the penis- any body part craving sexy attention is fair game, in other words. We absolutely adore the looped handle that helps with maneuvering and keeps the Petting Hippo close as things heat up.Twelve deep, throbbing modes of synchronized vibration rumble powerfully through the Petting Hippo's super smooth surface at the touch of a but