Ryan Dalton - I'm Married, Let Me Tell You About It (CD)

Proud Clevelander Ryan Dalton’s first CD, “I’m Married, Let Me Tell You About It,” gallops confidently from fun with drunken eavesdropping to why you never see a black man with a wiener dog (but if you did, that dog would be named “Bubbles”), without avoiding the hot-button issues. For instance: Race: Racism is wrong, but white privilege is pretty damn nice (if you’re on the white side of it, of course). Rape: If you can’t tell which guy in the elevator looks rapey to the lone female, it might be you. Food politics: There’s no such thing as a vegetarian, unless you’re a Triceratops. Otherwise, you’re just a picky eater who loves attention. Sexuality: The words “fiancee,” “Pinot Grigio,” and “Chrysler Sebring” all make others assume you’re gay. Relationships: When women start using the Socratic method, wherein all requests are phrased in the form of a question (but using the word “we”), assume all your weekends are taken up, from now until forever. Men vs. Women: Men live in a Subterr