Ryan Dalton - I'm Married, Let Me Tell You About It (CD)

Ryan Dalton - I'm Married, Let Me Tell You About It (CD)

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Proud Clevelander Ryan Dalton’s first CD, “I’m Married, Let Me Tell You About It,” gallops confidently from fun with drunken eavesdropping to why you never see a black man with a wiener dog (but if you did, that dog would be named “Bubbles”), without avoiding the hot-button issues. For instance: Race: Racism is wrong, but white privilege is pretty damn nice (if you’re on the white side of it, of course). Rape: If you can’t tell which guy in the elevator looks rapey to the lone female, it might be you. Food politics: There’s no such thing as a vegetarian, unless you’re a Triceratops. Otherwise, you’re just a picky eater who loves attention. Sexuality: The words “fiancee,” “Pinot Grigio,” and “Chrysler Sebring” all make others assume you’re gay. Relationships: When women start using the Socratic method, wherein all requests are phrased in the form of a question (but using the word “we”), assume all your weekends are taken up, from now until forever. Men vs. Women: Men live in a Subterr

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