Pickle

*2020 Vintage* When Michael was casually cleaning out the studio, he happened upon a prized Spindrift relic: a singular can of Cucumber (that loosed itself from deep under a rack of props, unseen since the beforetimes). After it rolled its way into sight, he inspected it, texted the rest of the team, and decided to do the only reasonable thing: rebrand it as Pickle and sell it. What was once sparkling water with real squeezed fruit (cucumber - yes, actually a fruit), has - quite naturally - become Pickle. We assume. We haven't opened it. But keeping in mind the vastly fluctuating temperatures at Spindrift HQ over the last 5 years, we can only guess its final form. The aluminum vessel remains unmarred, albeit covered by a thin layer of dust forming just around the edges of its tab. (To seal in its exquisite flavor, no doubt). An ideal collectors item, it has the characteristic hue of its Cucumber forebearers and the distinguished musk of a 19th century library book. Upon close examinati