Born To Shit Forced To Wipe - Ironic, Oddly Specific, Meme T-Shirt

Born to shit, forced to wipe - such is the Sisyphean task of existence. All shirts are unisex, the sizes are what the unprinted shirt models are called.   Check size guide before you buy. I cannot accept returns on made-to-order items. Small is 28in (71cm) length/18in (46cm) width Medium is 29.25in (74cm) length/20in (51cm) width Large is 30.25in (77cm) length/22in (56cm) width XL is 31.25in (79cm) length/24in (61cm) width 2XL is 32.5in (83cm) length/26in (66cm) width 3XL is 33.5in (85cm) length/28in (71cm) width Custom printed shirts that are made-to-order are not eligible for return unless they arrived damaged or with some kind of problem.   100% ring-spun cotton Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) Pre-shrunk Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center