Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern - instant PDF Download

You're walking in the woodsThere's no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye, you spot him(Shia LaBeouf)He's following you about thirty feet backHe gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprintHe's gaining on you(Shia LaBeouf)You're looking for your car, but you're all turned aroundHe's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his faceMy God, there's blood everywhere I'm very amused by mashing up modern and post-modern content with primitive and antique-style samplers, like in this homage to Rob Cantor's absurd masterpiece "Shia LaBeouf".  My mockup is shown to scale on 28ct linen over 2 in an 8x10 picture frame.