You find it offensive, I find it funny. That is what I'm happier than you sarcastic cross pattern

Do some people just need to lighten up and get a sense of humor? Too many pearl clutchers taking everything so seriously and getting offended? This pattern is for you. Everyone knows if you can take a joke, you will be much happier. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Stitches (stitched area only): 100x 130 stitches Finished Size: 7-1/8 x 9-1/4” on 14 ct 5-1/2” x 7-1/4“” on 18ct 4-1/2” x 5-7/8“ on 22ct Fabric: Any fabric you like Floss: 8 Colors (DMC) Types of stitches: Cross Stitch & Backstitch Skill Level: Intermediate/Advanced Beginner You receive a PDF document containing four versions of this pattern. Two in full color and two featuring black and white symbols (for ease of printing) both featuring the DMC floss color key. One is a single page pattern (for digital use) and one is the pattern split into multiple pages along with a page map. (15 pages total) Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other