"One Day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my boobs" Cross Stitch Pattern

Some days you have your act together.. and some days you don't. This hilarious sampler at first glance appears to be inspiring and uplifting. Until you read the small print. And then you see just how funny reality really is. Some days you have it all together.. to do amazing things, and some days it is all you can do to keep from spilling food on your boobs! This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) Finished Size (as charted): 108 x 123 stitches 6 x 6-7/8” on 18 ct 7-3/4“x 8-3/4”” on 14ct 4-7/8” x 5-5/8“ on 22ct Fabric: Any fabric you like Floss: DMC (5 colors) Types of stitches: Cross stitch & Backstitch Skill Level: Intermediate You receive a PDF document containing four versions of this pattern. One single page chart in full color and one featuring black and white symbols (for ease of printing) Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. COPYRIGHT Do not use the PDF o