I put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my ass Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you can't stand.. then subtlety tell them to Kiss Your Ass. This funny Christmas cross stitch features the phrase "This year I've decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket, so the people I don't like can Kiss My Ass!" Featuring a combination of block and script fonts and a back pocket filled with a swag of mistletoe. Would make a hilarious office or white elephant gift. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. Don't miss our other snarky holiday patterns: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SnarkyCrafterDesigns?section_id=24743920 PATTERN INFORMATION: Finished Size: (stitched area only):122 x 86 stitches 8-3/4” x 6-1/8” on 14 ct 6-3/4“ x 4-3/4” on 18ct 5-1/2” x 3-7/8’ on 22ct Fabric: Any fabric you like Floss: DMC (7 colors) Types of stitches: Cross stitch only Skill Level: Easy/Moderate You receive a PDF document containing two versions of this pattern. One with grey color blocks and one featuring black and white