
Mammoth Mayhem
Not Your Average Fossil Ready to dominate your hat game with 13,000 pounds of pure patch personality? This 2.25" of prehistoric perfection is what happens when confidence and chaos had a playdate in the Ice Age. With that golden tuft up top and those gleaming tusks below, this mammoth isn't here for a history lesson – they're here to make your hat the star of any extinction event. Technical Specs: Dimensions: 2.25"W x 2.25"T of head-turning glory Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing that holds on like a mammoth to the last tree leaf Built To Turn Heads: Waterproof (like your plans to own multiple Slap Caps) Cold-resistant (bring on the snow days) No-curl edges (keeps it fresh from cave to crag) Bomber velcro backing (sticks better than mammoth stories) Perfect For: Hat game revolutionaries Patch collectors who go big Statement piece seekers Anyone ready to turn their cap into a conversation People who make their accessories do the talking Those who think subtle patches went